Thursday, April 27, 2017

Bag 'a' Chips

What the hell am I complaining for?  Sure, I missed out on my holiday in the sun; poolside cocktails, breakfast buffets and late night turndowns, but I’m not the one with the limp wrist (ooh err!).

Poor old Waltzie should be the one complaining!  She’s the one who got bowled over backwards and ended up snapping both ulna and radius like les carottes en julienne during the first days of her overseas jaunt.  She’s the one who had to be whacked-out on ketamine, slapped in heavy plaster and denied a bath, a holiday, gymnastics, bike riding, swimming, writing with her dominant hand, scratching her nose, rock-climbing, tree-climbing, social-climbing, skateboarding, scooting, football, basketball, dodgeball, pinball or a date to the ball!

It’s Waltzie who should be the one screaming ‘foul play’, but apart from an hour or so of some pretty piercing lunatic screeching, we’ve hardly heard a peep out of her.  An early start, a cramped car ride, two plane trips, five hours in a hospital waiting room and another four waiting to go into theatre - all with a smashed wrist – and her thermonuclear disposition remained with nary a quiver.

The following day, she emerged from her prolonged, drug-induced sleeping beauty act as her usual, patient, trusting, self-assured and assuring self.  And that’s how she’s been ever since.


Meanwhile, Mrs D and I moan and complain of our lack of tropical downtime, and fail to recognise the contrast of Waltzie’s predicament compared with other children around us who shriek and whine tirelessly over splinters in fingers or grazes on knees.  We are too preoccupied with our own material loss to rejoice in this special individual who makes for us a holiday … every day.  We are so proud of you, Waltzie.  Thank you for you.





There's certainly just cause for complaint ... she just doesn't

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