The Rye Foreshore is a contradictory
place, especially early in the day when there aren’t so many people around. On the one hand, the terrain is sufficiently
flat and wooded such that a person standing on the sand is unable to clock any
buildings or man made structures other than the rickety pier reaching its way
out over the sandy flats, while on the other, especially as the morning sun
rises higher, turning the shallows a sparkling turquoise and the sand an iridescent
white, the razor-sharp glare can pierce the eye sockets and burn a searing,
migraine-generating scar on one’s spongy grey-matter.
Such was the case for poor,
little Waltzie, who missed out on a good deal of open, outdoor space as a young
‘un, and who I was unable to coax from the shade of the canvas cocoon which, in
this era of chemically-driven rapid squamous cell replication, has replaced the
nostalgic stripes of the trusty beach umbrella.
After perhaps an hour and half of
reading over and over the single, hastily packed story book (for just such contingencies),
my cabin fever was on the verge of erupting into a great, Papa-Bear snarl, so
in my best Count von Trapp clip, I ordered my two regimental infantrymen off
down the now-burning sands for a mid-morning walk along the pier.
Now Hambones is quite partial to
a good stiff walk, no doubt stemming from his early pram-riding days when I
would take him down the street, and out of necessity, he was forced to vacate
the seat to make room for a slab of VB cans.
But Waltzie, having been reared from her early days behind compound
walls, never really built-up much of an appetite for even mildly strenuous
ambulation. As such we weren’t long down
the beach before I was hearing complaints of sole-maiming sand, sunstroke and
general weariness.
But with good ol’ fashioned stiff
upper lippedness and my best Sergeant-Major bark, on I marched them to the end
of the pier, where she and Hambones developed a bit of a spring in their steps
thanks to some Sunday-morning dive groups, fishing troupes and itinerant teens
taking illegal and potentially spine-splintering leaps of the gull-soiled pylons.
Thankfully, sometime during our
return journey through the shallows, my scheme took hold and began to flourish
as Hambones and Waltzie fell into some ambient verbal exchange which grew into
giggles and splashes and eventually, with boogie-boards in tow, a full-blown
bout of Waltzie’s unique, electrifying shrieks of pleasure. This rapturous, ecstatic music, not the
blinding sun, was what truly warmed me as I dozed in the shade of the flapping
tent, reminding me why it’s so important for these two wonderful beings that I
get them out of the house, into the car, and off on a weekend adventure.
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